"When I am eight, I will be an astronaut. I will blast off in a space shuttle from Houston - it is the 'Space City.' Did you know that?"
"You do not TRY to go peepee. You either pee or you don't. There is no TRY!"
"Don't talk to me now, I am in a rocket and I need to concentrate. I am passing Mercury and now Venus, Earth, Mars . . . hello, Jupiter! I like your ugly, red storm. Passing Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Okay, now what did you want to tell me?"
"You be the Momma and Daddy chicken and I will be the baby chicken. I will hatch out of this blanket. Watch me!"
Walking to class at school:
"In a quarter mile turn right. Turn right. The Kangaroo Class is ahead on the left. You have reached your destination. Momma, you will have to be your own GPS now."
"If I have really good manners, can you make my milk into CHOCOLATE milk?"
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